Today, on this Independence Day, I order you to act like an American Anime Character.
-Remember to replace simple Japanese pronouns and random words with AMERICAN ones.
-Blond hair isn’t necessary, but it can often help.
-If you have trouble gaining acceptance, claim that you are in fact Half-Japanese.
-TALK AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.
If you’re still not up to the task, I instead ask that you observe Americans in the wild.